May 2013
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Yo Lezbro,
Falling in love seems scary from what I’ve seen on TV and from the people around me. Maybe that’s why I opt for sex instead of romance. Sex is great if it’s just sex. Romance is cloudy with a chance of heartbreak. Forever terrified, - Cunt Dykeula
May 10th
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May 4th
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parents: no boys at your sleepover
lesbian: :)
May 2nd
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April 2013
4 posts
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Yo Lezbro,
As much as I crush over celebrities and doctors, I don’t know if I’d ever be able to date someone so successful. I mean, they’re so… awesome, and I’m… well, I’m me. Plain and simple me. I’d forever feel insecure and not good enough in my own relationship. I don’t know, just a thought. Forever yours, - Cunt Dykeula
Apr 29th
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Yo Lezbro,
Notice that every series that has a lesbian couple in it, it’s always a blonde and a brunette. *a blonde and a brunette make eye contact* BAM! I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP.  That’s all. - rileh
Apr 26th
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Apr 23rd
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starksfell: my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off 
Apr 20th
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February 2013
4 posts
Feb 24th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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January 2013
5 posts
Guy: ...but I mean lesbian sex isn't REAL sex.
Me: Well, I mean, those sounds your sister made were pretty fucking real.
Jan 27th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 9th
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Yo Lezbro,
Okay so we haven’t been updating this blog that much but (hopefully) that will change this year. We’ll try to post more often. Happy New Year Ladies! (and Gents?) Tell us, what are your goals for this year? Any 2012 regrets? What do you hope for? Thank you, you lovelies. That’s all. - Rileh
Jan 3rd
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December 2012
4 posts
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Yo Lezbro,
You are totally gay if the following lines make you horny. “Don’t forget to breathe…” “Let’s see how quiet you can be when you absolutely have to”
Dec 8th
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Dec 3rd
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October 2012
2 posts
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Oct 25th
58,945 notes
3 tags
Yo Lezbro,
Sometimes you need that friend to honestly tell you your flaws. Sometimes you need a smack in the head to snap out of old habits and develop better ones. Thank you for being that friend. Forever bros, - Cunt Dykeula
Oct 6th
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September 2012
3 posts
4 tags
Yo Lezbro,
I think once you love someone, you’re always going to love them. Whatever the circumstance is between you and that particular person, there is always going to be that part of you that.. well, that’s going to love them no matter what. As much as you want to ignore it, as much as you want it to disappear, you know and you’re aware that the love is going to be there. I’ve...
Sep 20th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 10th
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August 2012
8 posts
10 tags
YO LEZBRO FOLLOWERS
Rileh and I (Cunt Dykeula) are gonna have an EPIC SMUT BATTLE. It’s pretty simple. We both write the best Faberry smut we can come up with and YOU GUYS vote for them through notes. The post with the most likes/reblogs wins. It’s easy! You can like/reblog both just to mess with us but we prefer you pick one for this game. Winner gets the title “KINKY QUEEN” and bragging rights. That is all. ...
Aug 25th
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Aug 23rd
7 tags
Yo Lezbro,
I just saw a gif of a penis ejaculating and I gagged. Like GAAAAAAGED. I don’t even think it’s the penis thing, I don’t mind penises. It’s the semen thing. Forever gagging, - Cunt Dykeula
Aug 23rd
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Aug 20th
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Aug 18th
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3 tags
Aug 9th
5 notes
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Yo Lezbro,
That epic moment when you fangirl your psychology professor and your lezbro ships it. Forever fangirls, - Cunt Dykeula P.S. She asked me out for drinks today.
Aug 9th
1 note
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Yo Lezbro,
You know you’re lezbros when you text each other about bikini waxes and how your twat is so fricken smooth you can’t stop touching yourself. Forever smooth, - Cunt Dykeula
Aug 5th
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July 2012
4 posts
7 tags
Yo Lesbro,
My friends don’t believe I’m gay. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW? I FUCKING LOVE PUSSY. Forever gay, - Cunt Dykeula
Jul 30th
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sweetycaroline asked: I have been reading your posts for a good portion of the day....hilarious! :) thanks for the entertainment :)
Jul 20th
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Jul 5th
6 notes
4 tags
Yo Lezbro,
ever had that moment where you’re constantly thinking about someone, no matter how much you keep yourself busy..it’s just, you can’t get them outta your head? Don’t you dare call that an obsession. Cause I don’t think it is. Be lucky that someone is actually thinking about you. That’s all. - Rileh
Jul 5th
June 2012
12 posts
Jun 26th
734 notes
6 tags
Yo Lezbro,
Today I shared a more-than-friendly hug with my ex psychology professor. Yeno, the cute one who’s fricken’ amazing? The one I’ve had a crush on since the first day of class when she walked in with a yellow tie and hot eyebrow piercing? ANYWAYS, I was going for a hug but she picked me up (I’m surprised she can actually lift me) and I naturally wrapped my legs around her...
Jun 25th
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Yo Lezbro,
So update on my life. Came out to my parents not too long ago, and surprisingly they’re taking it pretty well. I didn’t expect to get such supportive response from them since they’re kind of conservative, I guess and also Catholic. I told my dad first, it went really well. He keeps making a joke about me and all. Then my mom, she was not as enthusiastic as my dad was but yea,...
Jun 21st
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Yo Lezbro,
I have to admit that when I first came out, I was so caught up with labels that I probably seemed anti-male. I don’t know if that makes sense, but I always stressed the fact that I was definitely not attracted to men. Now I’m just like, “No dick for me, thank you.” I guess I developed some manners. I realized sex is sex and there’s really not much of a deference....
Jun 17th
2 notes
8 tags
Yo Lezbro,
You know you’re a dyke when you notice the cute girl in front of you has really really nice, strong hands. Forever checkin’ you out checkin’ me out checkin’ you out, - Cunt Dykeula
Jun 13th
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Yo Lezbro,
IT IS SO WEIRD SEEING MY FIRST GIRL TING WITH A GUY!!! After we went our separate ways, she had a five year relationship with a woman. Now she has a boyfriend. I mean, I always knew she went both ways but it’s still weird. Forever creeping, - Cunt Dykeula
Jun 10th
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Yo Lezbro,
I need to get back to reading fics! Haven’t done any of my “reading week” If you guys have any outstanding faberry fics recommendation, please please please.. send some! Thank you! That’s all. - Rileh
Jun 7th
10 tags
Yo Lezbro,
Um, whoever wrote Far From Storybook, last updated in 1875, COULD YOU PLEASE FINISH YOUR STORY? I mean, I should really read the date before I read these things… but I’m so disappointed. It has such a good start! Please, give me more hurt/comfort. IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, PLEASE START WRITING AGAIN. Forever Calzona, - Cunt Dykeula
Jun 6th
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Yo Lezbro,
WHENEVER I COME ACROSS FANFICTION WHERE ARIONA IS PREGNANT/HAS A BABY, I LIKE, DIE OF CUTENESS. I love the switch of roles/her opening up to being a mother. UGH :’) Forever Calzona, - Cunt Dykeula
Jun 6th
3 notes
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Yo Lezbro,
I don’t know what’s more awkward… flirting with a straight girl or having a straight girl flirt with you. Forever awkward, - Cunt Dykeula
Jun 6th
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Yo Lezbro,
You know those annoying girls who always post about their boyfriends? Yeah, they’re all over my dash tonight. Like… Dear Diary, So there’s this boy… THANK GOD FOR HIM BECAUSE TODAY I LEARNED I LOVE PUSSY. Love, Your newborn lesbian<333 Yeah, my diary looks something like that. Forever alone, - Cunt Dykeula
Jun 5th
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